disruptstatice | 005 ~ [Video]

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[Some of you may know the face that shows on the screen. One

stfuelly, who's being awfully quiet and, well. That would be because she's in a sleep coma, but that's not the only curious part.

There's a cat curled up on her chest, looking quite comfortable.

And then, a chipper voice some might recognise comes from outside the screen; Leo's.]

You know, I would have thought she wouldn't be comfortable to sleep on. But I guess when she's silent, a cat can't really resist something warm and absolutely still, huh? And I suppose her chest is... soft enough.

[Titter.]

I never would have thought I'd use a word such as "cute" in relation to lady Vanessa, but. I guess it's appropriate here.

The best thing is that she can't slap me for it. Right now, at least.

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[Oh, wow, Elliot, you actually understood he was just joking! He's so proud of you. Look, he'll even clap his hands.]

I kind of thought you'd think I was serious at first!

I know you. You're not like that at all.

[Now, if he'd joked about anything else, THEN Elliot would have gotten confused.]

[How precious.]

So what was with that face, then?

I know you weren't going to do that, but you had to come in here for something! I mean, it's not like you were just gonna watch her sleep.

[-- Another slow look of realization came on, but again, the thought he had seemed impossible. Was that what Leo wanted to do?]

... Right?

[fffffff.

The only person he could just watch sleep is Elliot but-- Yeah. Ahem.]

Oh, yeah, because that's a lot of fun.

[He's just... Not going to even grace that with a response and stare blankly at him until he fesses up.]

[Aww, you're no fun.

Fine.]

I already did what I came here for.

... You came in here to get pictures of my cat sleeping on my sister?

[See this? This is Elliot, not believing your bullcrap.]

[But it's true.]

Yes. To make fun of her.

That's... Stupid. You're that bored?

Bored enough to amuse myself with stupid ideas.

Even though she can't respond.

... If it wasn't her, you'd be going after me, wouldn't you?

Maybe.

[He rolls his eyes.] Your way of amusing yourself is cruel.

[With that, he walked over to Vanessa's bedside and gently reached around Edwin to pick him up and cradle him close to his chest. The cat mewed in protest at being awoke, trying to stretch and twist out of Elliot's grasp, but he'd long since learned how to keep a-hold of his pet.]

Come on. There's got to be something better for you to do.

Cruel? This is completely harmless fun to me.

Right. Harmless until she wakes up and murders you.

Ah, there is that.

I know Elliot will protect me though~

I don't know... She's pretty damn scary when she's mad.

[Sarcasm? From Elliot? You're rubbing off on him, Leo!]

[Oh my god, Elliot's playing along!]

Oh, well, I guess I'll just have to fend for myself if Elliot can't stand up to his big bad sister.

I was JOKING you idiot!

[Did Leo think he was going to last long with comments like that?]

[Ah, well. So much for that.]

So was I.

[So who's the idiot here, really?]

... Uh.

[Apparently it was him.]

[Chuckling, he raises a hand and lightly knocks at Elliot's head.

Fondly:]

Idiot.

[He lets out a tiny grunt when he gets knocked and responds with a glare, only not hitting him back because Edwin was squirming in his arms, trying to get away from his yelling owner.]

Shut up.