006 ~ [Dream, non-interactive]

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Dream effects: Optional; anxiety, being flustered, then annoyance, indignation and anger.

Leo is pretty sure that usually, he's not almost stumbling over his feet while running. But maybe there's a reason for it; he's not about to think about it too much.

"I-- I need to hurry!"

He's pretty sure he doesn't normally talk to himself either. He's distracted by a voice up ahead, though, that he's not sure he recognises.

"…but, to win over miss Litchi's heart… what could I possibly--?"

But suddenly the owner of that voice is in front of him, and there's no time to move away. (But he can't help but notice that his view is very clear, and that there are no lights in his eyes.) "Ah!" he yelps, and runs right into the… quite big guy, oops.

"What?!" the guy exclaims, just as caught off-guard. "Ack!"

Leo stumbles back, grabbing his head. Feels like that got a little shaken up… That was seriously like running into a wall; how annoying.

"O-oww… I did it again…" he practically whines.

"Th-that was dangerous! Watch out!"

And he's pretty sure this isn't a person you want to piss off. Not that he cares.

"I-I'm sorry! I was in a hurry!"

"Thank goodness no one was hurt… You'd better be careful next time, young man!"

"Y-young man?! I'm a girl!"

…wait, what?

"A… girl…? E-excuse me! Your bosom is rather… lacking… so I honestly thought you were a boy…"

He's as surprised as you, big guy.

"L-lacking…?"

"Well, I mean… How do I say it…? It is most… reserved… I suppose."

Leo makes an annoyed sound, glares a little at the guy. Wow, how rude. He's not going to stand for that (he's not sure why he cares), and so he whips out his guns and shoots at nothing.

Seeing the guy pretty frightened, he feels quite content.

"Wha--?! Th-that was dangerous! What are you…!"

"I am Lieutenant Noel Vermillion, NOL Praetorian Guard, Fourth Division! You are under arrest for obstruction of justice and the public slandering of an officer!"

"Wh-wha--?!"

[Having fallen asleep against the wall in his room with a book, Leo pushes off the wall when he wakes, frowning in confusion for a moment. What even--

And then he remembers this is basically what happened to Oz, and as he reaches for the recording Dreamberry, he glances down to see himself… in Noel's outfit.

…

Wow.]

Not fair…

[He mutters, as he pushes himself up and tugs at the ends of the skirt. Or dress, he supposes is the right word.]

Oz gets a cloak, and I get a dress.

[And then he turns the recording off.]

Comments

[idiot-sphere.livejournal.com]

...

[Wait, he remembers this person.]

I thought you were a girl!

[disruptstatice]

[...snrk.

Maybe most people would get mad, but. He's just amused.]

That's a first I've heard.

[idiot-sphere.livejournal.com]

Really? But... You've got such long hair!

[Yep. That's all he's basing it on!]

[disruptstatice]

[That's almost cute...]

Have you never met a boy with long hair?

[idiot-sphere.livejournal.com]

No. Never!

[In fact, short hair was part of the dress code for men at Aperture. If they were working with the machinery, they wouldn't want their hair to get caught, after all.]

[unsureazure.livejournal.com]

[Oh... Noel blinks through the ostentatious glasses that suddenly decided to materialize on her face after viewing the dream, among other things. Y e p, looks like the dream world decided to give them a direct clothing switch. She kind of remembers this encounter with the ninja guy. Vaguely. Stupid timeloop physics and all that---

She doesn't get how Leo could dream that up though. Somarium just keeps getting weirder and weirder. At least it wasn't one of her worse moments... The poor kid needs a break from, well... all the traumatizing doom and gloom.]

I-If it's any consolation, it looks cute on you...?

[disruptstatice]

[...WHAT EVEN okay that looks hilarious.]

I think it would be more consolation if it looked hideous.

[Though, honestly, he doesn't really care all that much.]

[unsureazure.livejournal.com]

B-But it's true...

[Shut up she's trying her best to ignore it. ;~; Have an awkward pause, before...]

Though I have to admit, hearing you say "I'm a girl" felt kind of weird. Because now that I think about it, it feels more and more like a possibility... [Oh, Noel. You and your spacey thoughts.]

[disruptstatice]

[lmao you. Too?]

Is that so.

[Audio]

[nightraysewerat]

[Have some rather perverted sounded heavy breathing. Yup, that's all.]

[Audio] 1/3 just because

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[Audio] 2/3

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[Audio] 3/3

[disruptstatice]

[W a t.]

Is something the matter?

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[nightraysewerat]

[The voice is rough, but it's not like Vincent is really trying to disguise it entirely.]

Mmm nooooo.

[He huffs a little more into the Dreamberry, the labored sounds of breathing implying an act he's certainly not actually doing.]

You look quite nice.

[Audio]

[disruptstatice]

[There are no linefaces that properly express how he feels about this.]

That's good, I guess.

[stickinmypants.livejournal.com]

[MOCKING LAUGHTER FOREVER]

[disruptstatice]

[...well.]

Payback?

[Voice]

[i-love-head.livejournal.com]

I'd hope your chest would be "lacking." That'd be weird otherwise.

Who's this Litchi girl?

[Voice]

[disruptstatice]

[Snrk. Right...]

I have no idea.

[Voice]

[i-love-head.livejournal.com]

Oh. Probably someone Noel Vermillion knows then.

[Voice]

[disruptstatice]

I'd assume so.

[snapekillsedgar.livejournal.com]

[... No.


No.


Just... NO!]

CHANGE BACK, RIGHT NOW!

[disruptstatice]

[Welp.]

I don't seem to have a say in it.

[snapekillsedgar.livejournal.com]

Have you even tried?

[He knew it was a longshot to ask, but he just couldn't be around Leo for the next couple of days if he was gonna look like that.]

[disruptstatice]

...

[Just. This look. He's in a dress what the hell do you think, Elliot?]

No, I enjoy wearing girl clothing so I didn't bother.